HAha I was talking ot my friend (Iceshowers) and she told me this great joke! I had to share it with you
Yoly says:
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive
woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter
took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This wine is from the gentleman who
is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her
and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million dollars in the bank and 8 inches in your pants'.
After reading the
note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the
note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a
Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my
several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000
acre ranch in Colorado. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank
account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are,
would I cut off four inches. Just send the bottle back to me.'
LOLOLOL